Me if you use those fingers correctly.
omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking
a million gallons of fun
Yesterday, we were just children
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
Harry, you wonderful boy, you brave, brave man.
How is this year’s Comic Con different from last year’s?
Person: “You’re not asexual. Someday you’ll meet someone who will change your mind about having sex.”